Appalanche!: Pink Panic : The Birth of the Anti-Straight
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- Category: Appalanche!
- Published on Thursday, 03 May 2012 16:57
- Written by Doug
Notice your boss wearing too much pink lately? Your son listening to Depeche Mode and Celine Dion in his bedroom as he works out and practices dropping the soap? Times are changing and you need to be prepared. Sure, your lack of brains prepares you for the zombie apocalypse, but how prepared are you for MANifest destiny and the Homosexual Agenda? They've been plotting and planning for years, and you can barely make it though the day without being around members of the same sex. Did a co-worker follow you to the urinal? Didn't the hug last a few second too long when you met up with your high school buddy after seven years? It's happening all around you and you've barely noticed!
Pink Panic: The Birth of the Anti-Christ (Android, iPhone 14.99, V-neck t-shirt sold separately) explores the beginning of the Hommunist Manifesto, the prophecy of the coming of the Anti-Straight. Learn about the signs of the coming as the Anti-Straight floats down the river Gaynges and comes forth from the Arse of the Covenant. Watch the demon spawn's entire first year of life unfold from the comfort of your Trans-Am.
Will the Anti-Straight convert you, or will you fight back and nip it in the butt? Being prepared is the first step.
Pros
1. Detailed information on the deepest of Homosexual secrets.
2. Log Cabin approved!
3. Less attention in the locker room.
Cons
1. V-neck t-shirt only comes in small and extra small.
2. Possible conversion.
3. Enevitable conversion. (Butts nipped)
Score: 3.6/10
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