Earth Is Weird: On Ways to Die
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- Category: Earth Is Weird
- Published on Sunday, 17 June 2012 06:21
- Written by Chris
Wait, what's going on here? What are you whispering about? Pop quiz, hot shot. You are going to die today. Which is more likely to be the cause of your death, an Al Qaida-trained terrorist or an Ikea Borgsjö glass cabinet? Trick question, punk! They're equally likely, at least they are if you're an American. Leaks say that Obama is preparing for drone strikes on Ikea presently.
According to the National Counter Terrorism Center's report on the state of terrorism in 20121:

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