Sabrina :RT @XplodingUnicorn: My 3 year old asked me what it’s like to be a grown up. I told her I have no idea. I hope I never find out.

Sabrina :RT @Butchhuff: If you want to avoid Chris Brown, I'd stay off the beaten path...

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 21st, 2013: dwaal (n) - state of befuddlement.

Chris Sanders:@stephanemot Thanks. Seems like everyone I know is ok.

Chris Sanders:RT @rjkoehler: Hashimoto won't shut up: Japan mayor says S. Korean troops guilty of sex abuse http://t.co/No3kZZ9hr2

Douglas Vautour:RT @AmissFilm: 18 Days left to go to help us complete post-prod. Take advantage of the great perks in store too! http://t.co/6qYKu9srIC #B…

Douglas Vautour:Is it really that shocking that I have an Apple computer and tablet ...and an Android phone? #notdefinedbymyproducts #hatersgonnahate

Douglas Vautour:Hey Korea! Today is what summer should be like. Take notes!

Sabrina :RT @morninggloria: Please do this. MT @cullenryanwisco The worst present I could ever get my dad would be to read Savage Love columns to hi…

Chris Sanders:Tornado Touches Down Near Oklahoma City http://t.co/N4Gf8fbU2Q via @slate

Chris Sanders:Minnesota passes gay marriage, so god punishes...Oklahoma? Come on, living there (my home state) is punishment already! :P

Two Kilos of Bread:Morning Haze. #Seoul @ 역삼역 (Yeoksam Stn.) http://t.co/PScEvl5sDg

Sabrina :RT @BuzzFeed: The 'Buffy' series finale was 10 years ago today http://t.co/zCgerYyG1S

Chris Sanders:The #WhenISeeAnObamaBumperSticker hashtag reminds me why I live abroad now. Come on, Americans, you're better than this.

Chris Sanders:North Korea: Look at me! Look at me! USA: Shh! We have fake scandals to wring our hands over! World: Things are tough all over.

Chris Sanders:@alex_sexton214 @donkeyception @A_J_Richards Is this conversation happening in 2013? It sounds like 1953. I expect George Wallace to join.

Chris Sanders:RT @elizabethscraig: 3 Ways to Reuse Your Research: http://t.co/9BfwD8QAxS

Chris Sanders:Conservatives keep using the word Marxist. I do not think it means what you think it means, guys.

Chris Sanders:RT @dbrunet2000: Beware the Coming War Against Personal Photography and Video: Are you ready for the imagery war — the war aga... http://t…

Chris Sanders:My girlfriend needs to get home so we can watch Game of Thrones. It's just sitting here on my hard drive, begging to be watched...

Chris Sanders:What is this #fallacy called? "6 million people in 110 countries can't be wrong!" Appeal to numbers?

Chris Sanders:I will not consider my life complete until I attend a party in an igloo. Already crossed yurt party off the list, thankyouverymuch. #travel

Chris Sanders:@mudd_life16 @donkeyception Oh, the wonderful irony of this tweet.

Two Kilos of Bread:Two Kilos of Horo: May 20th, 2013 http://t.co/6mEpNRohry

Douglas Vautour:@crfsanders That is pretty frickin awesome.

Chris Sanders:Travel Photography Scholarship 2013 - Greenland http://t.co/87MuF7mWjn via @worldnomads

Two Kilos of Bread:@GoatsOnTheRoad It's not so bad the 5th or so time! ;) Good luck!

Chris Sanders:@elizadele I'll be waiting! I've got to start getting out of Istanbul more. For some reason, when the weekend gets here, I get so lazy.

Chris Sanders:People have been posting a lot of cool pics from around #Turkey. I'm going to have to start leaving the city on weekends. #travel

Douglas Vautour:I can #travel Europe when I'm dead. #CentralAsia you're my one true love. #famouslastwords Six weeks till @2kob reunion in #Almaty!

Douglas Vautour:@John_F_Power Worked out fine for me.

Sabrina :@hm I don't actually have any questions... Did you read any of these tweets? #socialmediafail

Chris Sanders:@elizadele I've seen a bunch of pics from Pamukkale lately. The whole area looks amazing.

Chris Sanders:"[porn] will never fill that void you have in your heart, but Jesus Christ can." Uh, have you watched Japanese porn? :P

Chris Sanders:Example of template #7 "Babies need oxygen! Retweet if you agree."

Chris Sanders:Tweet template #7

Two Kilos of Bread:@GoatsOnTheRoad No one is off the hook. Best you can do is try to leave a bit less for the next mouth!

Two Kilos of Bread:I somehow expected that just bring in a financial district would make me richer. #Seoul @ 역삼역 (Yeoksam… http://t.co/7a82Jtgyif

Chris Sanders:Wait, snails can carry meningitis? "Deadly giant snail found in Houston" http://t.co/PIwX5V32Aw via @NBCNewsUS

Chris Sanders:How does Yahoo have enough money to buy a latte, let alone Tumblr? When was the last time you actually went on a Yahoo site?

Chris Sanders:This, this is true. http://t.co/qHv7zcI4dH #geoguesser

Two Kilos of Bread:@GoatsOnTheRoad You'll love it! Just remember to avoid the airag! (After the first time)

Sabrina :It's not dark yet = too early for fireworks #victoriaday

Sabrina :When @hm comes to Ottawa this fall, I intend to blow an entire paycheck there in celebration

Sabrina :Last night I dreamed I joined Destiny's Child. The rest of the day hasn't really lived up to it.

Chris Sanders:@poisonlandia That's really amazing. I'm going to have to go there some time.

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 19th, 2013: cacogen (n) - an anti-social person (i.e. most Internet users) @2kob

Sabrina :My Sunday is complete. RT @1book140 Hamlet, spliced together from Hamlet quotes in movies http://t.co/okY9apeaGR #1book140

Two Kilos of Bread:This and the Case of the Mendacious Scandal Mongers http://t.co/RIQeqZpFS4

Sabrina :@madam_daze You're like a superhero

Sabrina :@TheBookVixen That should definitely be an opt-in kind of thing

Sabrina :RT @Salon: My student loan trap: "How am I going to pay off $32,000 plus interest making $9 an hour?" http://t.co/ei4Mmt2d7P

Sabrina :RT @OttawaCitizen: Here you are: Fireworks Sunday night for the Tulip Festival, Victoria Day at Dow's Lake http://t.co/cyW32vJDfo @jameshal…

Chris Sanders:@marcmaron Breathing, for far too many of them.

Sabrina :Glad I'm not the only one who loves reading Craigslist just to see what other people are secretly looking for in bed http://t.co/zt58CaEWMw

Sabrina :RT @LareinaDee: @mfambloggette my friend handed me a baby shower invite and said "oh don't worry, there'll be alcohol". Good friends still …

Sabrina :Intrigued by stub articles instead of a billion little stories about the same thing from @FastCoLabs http://t.co/ebRyxRiDKJ

Sabrina :Really enjoyed this interview w/@mthomps about integrating culture & ethnicity in social media community building http://t.co/A5TYoQ6F6s

Chris Sanders:@HeckticTravels Wow! Great pic!

Chris Sanders:Ask a Duck: Genealogy Jerk http://t.co/zghEbmbC4M

Sabrina :I want a secret door bookcase. When will I be rich enough for that?

Douglas Vautour:Seeing the Beauty of Kek Lok Si http://t.co/A5emapAEOB via @BeMyTravelMuse

Two Kilos of Bread:RT @DouglasVautour: Getting prepped for the #Kazakh embassy on Tuesday. I don't have my first-born child ready, hopefully they let it slide…

Douglas Vautour:Getting prepped for the #Kazakh embassy on Tuesday. I don't have my first-born child ready, hopefully they let it slide! #rightnut

Two Kilos of Bread:Most important part of solo travel! RT @WorldLillie: Ways to get your hot self in photos when you're traveling solo: http://t.co/eAO97MknuI

Douglas Vautour:RT @HeckticTravels: 50 Shades of Blue ---> http://t.co/Ql0eF5fq14 #greece #photography

Chris Sanders:Japan out-Japans itself. "The Woman Who Wants to Give Birth to a Shark" http://t.co/tslOuWdN7g

Chris Sanders:RT @SusanMayWriter: 'The short story, alive & well' My review of the sensational PSYCHOS anthology edited by JOHN SKIPP @YerPalSkipp http:/…

Two Kilos of Bread:Ask a Duck: Genealogy Jerk http://t.co/mfqYaWlvd1

Sabrina :RT @nycjim: Brilliant. RT @lisatozzi: Who Said It: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford or Simpsons Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby? http://t.co/mTMe305GH0

Sabrina :RT @TheOnion: Nation Supposes It's Outraged By White House Scandals | 'I Guess It's Bad, Sure,' Populace Shrugs http://t.co/y3nkFL4gmK

Sabrina :This long weekend my plan is to learn the internet. And read in the sun.

Chris Sanders:With Veronica Mars, Friday Night Lights, and Zach Braff's movie getting Kickstarted, where the hell is the Kickstarter for Firefly?

Chris Sanders:RT @emckean: first rule of Interrobang Club is to shout "WAIT THERE ARE RULES!?" @ChrisKubica @SarahM

Sabrina :RT @mindykaling: “@gtrpcv: @mindykaling #askmindy What makes you grouchy?” when I get my food before I get my knife and fork

Chris Sanders:RT @shkeeber: My credit score is a picture of a monkey playing the tambourine.

Chris Sanders:@duff_girl_ohyea Ha! Burned!

Sabrina :RT @ArshyMann: If progressive parties want young people to VOTE for them and not just prefer them, they need to actually engage in youth is…

Chris Sanders:RT @wildthing404: If your "church" participates in political protests, you're not exempt...pay your taxes....

Chris Sanders:New Yorkers Upset Over Photographer’s Secret Snaps Through Their Windows http://t.co/T45b7gwepC

Chris Sanders:RT @MyTurkishJoys: Ridiculous #Turkey & #Erdoğan at it again! Reactions pour in, officials ease restrictive alcohol bill http://t.co/2mYLKm…

Chris Sanders:If there really were a loving god, we would never have to create a separate account for support on any online system.

Chris Sanders:@99fiction @HelenCareyBooks TV on the Radio's Doing My Duty on repeat got me through a 7000 word noir short story. Really fun, weird song.

Chris Sanders:RT @maggiekb1: This dry, but informative, story offers perspective on why Finnish schools succeed & US ones don't http://t.co/1q0rmOC8bT

Chris Sanders:Even though I've seen James Urbaniak on Homeland and other shows, in my mind he still looks like Dr. Venture.

Douglas Vautour:@2kob Weird: Korean student told me today "I have Oedipus Complex". Weirder: Kid's mom sitting next to him. Kicker: Kid's mom understood.

Chris Sanders:RT @JamesTurnbull: SKorean women scoff at fired Park aide's claim 'cultural difference' behind touching scandal http://t.co/XVvsVbwRYy

Chris Sanders:@hell_dal Wow...just, wow.

Chris Sanders:Damn, it feels good to skip Turkish class today, even if it's just to deal with bureaucracy.

Chris Sanders:#Kazakhstan has the priciest visa I've ever applied for, US$160. (Insert Borat joke) #travel

Douglas Vautour:#Uzbek visa down. Two left to go. #CentralAsia, you're getting soft. This is too easy. @2kob #travel

Two Kilos of Bread:Our thoughts today are with @crfsanders as he battles with his local #Kazakh embassy. Tear a few pages out of your #lp for visas lost.

Douglas Vautour:Is "Eat the Stans" homoerotic at all? Might be confusing...not in an entirely bad way? ㅋㅋ

Sabrina :RT @FastCompany: Calling out hate in real time, with a gay slur Twitter tracker: http://t.co/VgnnRT8ONW

Sabrina :Yikes RT @DougSaunders Worst. Scholarship. Ever. http://t.co/j7W9zlIXaV …

Sabrina :I don't watch awards shows & didn't know that @SethMacFarlane has a sexy voice & doesn't always sing about boobs http://t.co/D8mSiE1AXu

Chris Sanders:RT @WildeThingy: Sometimes I worry that pizza isn't a real sport

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 16th, 2013: titivate (v) - to smarten up.

Chris Sanders:Possible cat names #113: Paul F. Tompcat.

Chris Sanders:RT @HeckticTravels: *NEW* When I dream of Greece, I dream in blue --> http://t.co/Ql0eF5fq14