Two Kilos of Bread:Ask a Duck: Genealogy Jerk http://t.co/mfqYaWlvd1

Sabrina :RT @nycjim: Brilliant. RT @lisatozzi: Who Said It: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford or Simpsons Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby? http://t.co/mTMe305GH0

Sabrina :RT @TheOnion: Nation Supposes It's Outraged By White House Scandals | 'I Guess It's Bad, Sure,' Populace Shrugs http://t.co/y3nkFL4gmK

Sabrina :This long weekend my plan is to learn the internet. And read in the sun.

Chris Sanders:With Veronica Mars, Friday Night Lights, and Zach Braff's movie getting Kickstarted, where the hell is the Kickstarter for Firefly?

Chris Sanders:RT @emckean: first rule of Interrobang Club is to shout "WAIT THERE ARE RULES!?" @ChrisKubica @SarahM

Sabrina :RT @mindykaling: “@gtrpcv: @mindykaling #askmindy What makes you grouchy?” when I get my food before I get my knife and fork

Chris Sanders:RT @shkeeber: My credit score is a picture of a monkey playing the tambourine.

Chris Sanders:@duff_girl_ohyea Ha! Burned!

Sabrina :RT @ArshyMann: If progressive parties want young people to VOTE for them and not just prefer them, they need to actually engage in youth is…

Chris Sanders:RT @wildthing404: If your "church" participates in political protests, you're not exempt...pay your taxes....

Chris Sanders:New Yorkers Upset Over Photographer’s Secret Snaps Through Their Windows http://t.co/T45b7gwepC

Chris Sanders:RT @MyTurkishJoys: Ridiculous #Turkey & #Erdoğan at it again! Reactions pour in, officials ease restrictive alcohol bill http://t.co/2mYLKm…

Chris Sanders:If there really were a loving god, we would never have to create a separate account for support on any online system.

Chris Sanders:@99fiction @HelenCareyBooks TV on the Radio's Doing My Duty on repeat got me through a 7000 word noir short story. Really fun, weird song.

Chris Sanders:RT @maggiekb1: This dry, but informative, story offers perspective on why Finnish schools succeed & US ones don't http://t.co/1q0rmOC8bT

Chris Sanders:Even though I've seen James Urbaniak on Homeland and other shows, in my mind he still looks like Dr. Venture.

Douglas Vautour:@2kob Weird: Korean student told me today "I have Oedipus Complex". Weirder: Kid's mom sitting next to him. Kicker: Kid's mom understood.

Chris Sanders:RT @JamesTurnbull: SKorean women scoff at fired Park aide's claim 'cultural difference' behind touching scandal http://t.co/XVvsVbwRYy

Chris Sanders:@hell_dal Wow...just, wow.

Chris Sanders:Damn, it feels good to skip Turkish class today, even if it's just to deal with bureaucracy.

Chris Sanders:#Kazakhstan has the priciest visa I've ever applied for, US$160. (Insert Borat joke) #travel

Douglas Vautour:#Uzbek visa down. Two left to go. #CentralAsia, you're getting soft. This is too easy. @2kob #travel

Two Kilos of Bread:Our thoughts today are with @crfsanders as he battles with his local #Kazakh embassy. Tear a few pages out of your #lp for visas lost.

Douglas Vautour:Is "Eat the Stans" homoerotic at all? Might be confusing...not in an entirely bad way? ㅋㅋ

Sabrina :RT @FastCompany: Calling out hate in real time, with a gay slur Twitter tracker: http://t.co/VgnnRT8ONW

Sabrina :Yikes RT @DougSaunders Worst. Scholarship. Ever. http://t.co/j7W9zlIXaV …

Sabrina :I don't watch awards shows & didn't know that @SethMacFarlane has a sexy voice & doesn't always sing about boobs http://t.co/D8mSiE1AXu

Chris Sanders:RT @WildeThingy: Sometimes I worry that pizza isn't a real sport

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 16th, 2013: titivate (v) - to smarten up.

Chris Sanders:Possible cat names #113: Paul F. Tompcat.

Chris Sanders:RT @HeckticTravels: *NEW* When I dream of Greece, I dream in blue --> http://t.co/Ql0eF5fq14

Chris Sanders:Conservative groups don't like being targeted for official scrutiny? Brown people Stopped & Frisked or 'randomly' TSA'ed feel your pain.

Chris Sanders:I remember civil liberties, good times. "Police Seize Woman's Camera After She Films Them Fatally Beating a Man" http://t.co/ZWq5mNOIiN

Chris Sanders:RT @GretaChristina: 9 Questions That Atheists Might Find Insulting (And the Answers). http://t.co/qX9p2eXRht My latest for @AlterNet!

Chris Sanders:Woohoo. My MacBook is fixed, or rather, 'fixed'. But still, that's good, right? I'd do a little jig if I were a jig-doing person.

Chris Sanders:RT @KiloKeal: Google+ Deemed a Ghost Town; Facebook and Twitter the Popular Choices for Brands and Business: Google gloated ... http://t.co…

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 15th, 2013: sarmassophobe (n) - a woman who dislikes love play

Chris Sanders:To understand the scientific idea of time elongation, wait for the shop to call and say your MacBook is ready to be picked up.

Sabrina :RT @elanazak: "You don't have to be better than everyone else. You just have to be good." - Facebook engineer Goranka Bjedov #fbgit

Chris Sanders:I can't believe Bones dies in the new Star Trek! So awful!

Chris Sanders:RT @brainpicker: Dan Brown's kooky cure for writer's block http://t.co/barxMqNTnv

Chris Sanders:@RoooPooo Haha, so, so true.

Chris Sanders:If, as you say, you "really don't give a fuck what [others] think", then you wouldn't bother saying it, no?

Chris Sanders:I'm not sure what it says about me, but I often cringe when I read very earnest tweets.

Chris Sanders:RT @FreethoughtExp: We Attended the Answers in Genesis Women’s Conference… and This is What Happened http://t.co/FLAvJFO6wg

Chris Sanders:Just lost 3G for a patch of metro line. What is this, America?!

Two Kilos of Bread:@crfsanders that's what you get for tempting fate.

Chris Sanders:I have to apply for the Kazakh visa on Thursday morning only. Yay. @2kob

Douglas Vautour:RT @AmissFilm: WE'VE PASSED THE HALFWAY MARK! For his generous 'interest' donation to #BelieveInAmiss, we want to thank Noel... http://t.c…

Douglas Vautour:@crfsanders you'll be fine. No LOI even.

Chris Sanders:On my way to the Kazakh consulate to apply for my visa for the @2kob Eat the Stans tour. Any chance this will go off without a hitch?

Chris Sanders:@2kob That's more like horse spunk.

Two Kilos of Bread:Typical #Seoul. The street, churches and apartments. @ 인헌시장(원당시장) http://t.co/Yc69sFtAjp

Chris Sanders:RT @turkeysforlife: Istanbul Music Festivals http://t.co/D0cXZ4caaG via @tgistanbul #istanbul

Two Kilos of Bread:@crfsanders Airag?

Sabrina :RT @aaronleewudrick: At least the Leafs will get the leg of on the golf course for when the Sens join them in a week and a half.

Sabrina :RT @aaronleewudrick: Would have rather lost this game 10-0. Utter ignominy of the collapse is worse than just plain losing.

Sabrina :RT @SarahEPolley: I knew there was a reason I stopped watching hockey. Turning up volume on NASA feed... #leafs #ChrisHadfield

Sabrina :In true Leafs fashion...

Two Kilos of Bread:Shinbundang Sheen @ 양재역 (Yangjae Stn.) http://t.co/CmmG82lihX

Two Kilos of Bread:Uzbek visa in hand, Plov on my mind.

Two Kilos of Bread:Paperwork. @ 우즈벡대사관 (Embassy of Uzbekistan) http://t.co/Jj7CIJweQu

Douglas Vautour:Post Soviet bureaucracy always brings out the best in me.

Chris Sanders:RT @elizabethscraig: 100 Things for Authors To Tweet About: http://t.co/GEb0rvY7sS @authormedia

Chris Sanders:RT @Mirth_Quake: A great vocabulary is great.

Chris Sanders:What do the stars have in store for you this week? We dare you to see. #horoscope http://t.co/HkkzSEuM4s

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 13th, 2013: jumentous (adj) smelling similar to or like horse urine. @2kob

Two Kilos of Bread:Two Kilos of Horo: May 13th, 2013 http://t.co/3k0jSOsH8V

Chris Sanders:South Korea’s Leader Apologizes for Aide’s Misconduct in Washington http://t.co/E5YBKgMDns

Sabrina :RT @DavidBowieReal: CHRIS HADFIELD SINGS SPACE ODDITY IN SPACE! “Hallo Spaceboy...” Commander Chris Hadfield, currently on... http://t.co…

Chris Sanders:@ConzieSays Exactly.

Chris Sanders:This hotel doesn't beat around the bush, huh. #Istanbul http://t.co/s9wA77uHqR

Chris Sanders:My untweeted response to most tweets is "Thanks for sharing", to be read sarcastically most of the time. (This tweet's a good example.)

Chris Sanders:@liveotherwise In the freezer, just chillin'.

Chris Sanders:@secularjen That stuff drives me nuts. I like Israel and Israelis, but their government enacts some bad, unconscionable policies.

Chris Sanders:I read that positive tweets get more retweets and stars. Fuck that.

Chris Sanders:@secularjen Or in some places, occasionally, executed by family members.

Chris Sanders:If you can't say something nice, we can probably get along quite well.

Chris Sanders:Traffic is always inversely proportional to the time left before you must be somewhere.

Douglas Vautour:RT @AmissFilm: You have 25 more days to say you were part of this campaign. Sharing counts too. We are shy of the halfway... http://t.co/…

Douglas Vautour:Hey #Tunisia, now that you're done revolutin', come on over and bring a restaurant with you. #harissa

Douglas Vautour:Friends shouldn't let friends make a 9am transfer at Sadang. #seoulmetro #seaofelbows

Two Kilos of Bread:This and the Case of the Edited Talking Points http://t.co/VbzPrGZ0gz

Douglas Vautour:Back in #TheWire hole. Season 4 always gets me angry.

Douglas Vautour:Hi, Mom!

Douglas Vautour:Whoa boy do I ever need a vacation.

Douglas Vautour:@AmissFilm Hey guys, we need more promo stuff! Can't wait to see it!

Douglas Vautour:Oh, hi there Twitter. Forgot you were there for a while.

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 12th, 2013: galeanthropy (n) - the delusion that one has become a cat

Douglas Vautour:@helpfulmole I didn't know you were Zimbabwean.

Douglas Vautour:@John_F_Power I think you're being too picky. Eat your gruel and like it. #youwantmore?????

Chris Sanders:I'm sure all this manufactured Benghazi outrage has nothing to do with kneecapping Hillary before 2016. /sarcasm

Chris Sanders:Beautiful Adventure Time Ice King And Marceline Cosplay | Geekologie http://t.co/Z1z6zS4hg3 via @geekologie

Chris Sanders:@liveotherwise Yeah, I trimmed it down slightly and changed the pronoun use. This is the downside of working as an editor.

Chris Sanders:What we're using to tweet has more computing power than NASA used to go to the moon. We're sure putting that to good use.

Chris Sanders:The modern history of swearing: Where all the dirtiest words come from http://t.co/2k4ZRjKaYn via @Salon

Chris Sanders:RT @JustLindaSTL: When I find one of your tweets offensive, I do this radical thing where I just scroll on past it and go on with my life.

Chris Sanders:Whenever I see someone post a sideways photo, I wonder if they know how to tie their own shoes and are only allowed to use safety scissors.

Chris Sanders:Is it weird that a popular condom brand is named for the people who were destroyed by invaders sneaking into their impregnable city?