Why the TSA is Your Friend
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- Category: Miscellany
- Published on Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:22
- Written by Doug
By Doug V Age 34 1/2
Have you ever been to an airport? I have, and I bet you have been too. Airports are fun. And this is why I like the TSA. There are several reason for this, as I will list before. First, they enjoy my company. Second, they have the best secret forts. Last, I can meet people from many cultures From this, you will see why I like the TSA.
First, they always ask me to stay over. They really like having me around. An example of this was when I was flying to Poughkeepsie last year for the Salesman Convention. I brought my lucky knife with me, so I could win the Salesman of the Year. The TSA man let me stay with them for 6 hours! We talked and talked. They asked me if I knew Al Carter, but I wasn't alive in the 1970s, so I didn't know. They gave me some tea and a bath. I felt great for the next flight.
Second, they have the best secret camp, with the best games. I love their Percy Potter wands. They like to wave it over my no-nos but it actually feels good. They have x-ray goggles, but it's a whole machine! I don't like the surfboard part, but everything else is really fun! I can't wait to go there again!
Third, I get to meet so many people when I stay there. Last time, I met Akhmed from Damascus, Bashir from Baghdad, and Ali from Cairo. So many people, in one place. We sat together and shared stories. Akhmed and Bashir were just stopping over on their way to Cuba. It sounded like a lot of fun! I learn a lot about the world every time I go.
I like the TSA for many reasons. First, they like to spend time with me. Second, they have the best secret camps and games. Finally, I get to meet so many people going to so many different places! The TSA is great.
Thank you.
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