Sabrina :Things that intrigue me but would be rude to ask about: acquaintances' ambiguous romantic relationships

Sabrina :What's up with people who bring babies to bars? @jezebel http://t.co/H1UoNEqckX

Sabrina :RT @TabathaSouthey: Guys, the "Rob Ford is Toronto's Bottom" tweet was a Shakespeare reference. You know a lot more about sex than you do …

Sabrina :RT @chicfoodist: @sabrinanemis :D http://t.co/JMxRTHjdN3

Chris Sanders:Why did I have to move here now? "Turkey parliament passes anti-alcohol bill" http://t.co/NrHZx7H9EU via @AJEnglish

Chris Sanders:6 stages of reaction to editors' feedback: anger, embarrassment, confusion, depression, grudging acceptance, secretly thanking. #amwriting

Chris Sanders:@ONoesUDidnt Thanks!

Chris Sanders:RT @ONoesUDidnt: Cool Peeps #FF @VideoShames @BigDiamondPDS @videog714 @Nintex_nl @ifire1 @GamerHivemind @pianocake @BugLaden @iamchelseeea…

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 24th, 2013: emenctae naris - of a wiped nose: of matured judgment; of nice discernment @2kob

Sabrina :Forget semicolons. The real culture war is being fought over apostrophes @Slate http://t.co/Gwf5LBoojt

Sabrina :@chicfoodist Quality, of course!

Douglas Vautour:Everytime I see a map of #Seoul, I always think "Damn, that'd be a cool novelty hat." @2kob

Two Kilos of Bread:#Seoul side streets. @ 숭실대입구 정문 http://t.co/rzEXRmd44K

Chris Sanders:@ahssakat Yes! Let's set one up!

Chris Sanders:The 4:30am prayer call in #Istanbul is long and surprisingly loud. I can't believe it doesn't wake me up more often.

Chris Sanders:So...it turns out, 3 parts Pepsi Maxx, 1 part cherry juice, and 1 part vodka is shockingly tasty. Whodathunk?

Sabrina :Just saw a woman wearing the most fabulous saddle shoes on Slater. Wish I'd taken a picture... wish I owned those shoes #Ottawa

Sabrina :@crfsanders ...they're just trying to "sounds smart"

Sabrina :@crfsanders Occasionally I appreciate them, but half the time it's clear that the person doesn't know how to use them...

Two Kilos of Bread:RT @crfsanders: Travel Photography Scholarship 2013 - Greenland http://t.co/B4TT5Z4rn0 via @worldnomads

Chris Sanders:Travel Photography Scholarship 2013 - Greenland http://t.co/B4TT5Z4rn0 via @worldnomads

Chris Sanders:@sabrinanemis Seriously though, why do you hate semicolons?

Chris Sanders:RT @KiloKeal: 15 Photos Of Resilience In Oklahoma: The American spirit is strong and on full display in Moore, Oklahoma foll... http://t.co…

Chris Sanders:The air in #Istanbul has been replaced with allergens. Seriously, it's a hazy brown of cottonwood, dust, pollen and who knows what.

Chris Sanders:RT @EllenBethWachs: Butchering another human being while screaming "God is Great" doesn't really support your premise.

Chris Sanders:Anyone here gotten an Afghan travel visa? I wonder how hard it will be to get for an American in Turkey. #travel

Chris Sanders:Achievement unlocked: obtained Kazakhstan visa. It's very nice.

Two Kilos of Bread:Waiting for the train. #Seoul @ 건대입구역 (ID: 05-230) http://t.co/F022ru6f1F

Two Kilos of Bread:RT @lonelyplanet: The latest travel scams - and how to avoid them http://t.co/HRi4U9GX29 #lp #travel

Two Kilos of Bread:In #Korea, you can name an apartment building just about anything. #Seoul http://t.co/grK8whyqNj

Douglas Vautour:@sabrinanemis @crfsanders I know right? It's such a useless organ. I mean what does it do, process leaves??

Sabrina :@mrmcalpine Considered including one. Decided not to. Keeping the semicolon hatred alive.

Sabrina :@crfsanders As long as they know that I'm judging them. They don't have to care. (I won't sully this tweet with a semicolon either)

Chris Sanders:@Dichenlachman Probably, and maybe even a cloaca search.

Chris Sanders:@sabrinanemis That's crazy; lots of good people use them. :P

Sabrina :RT @girlsHBO: When #GIRLS prepare for an interview: http://t.co/WZw7Djt1dG

Sabrina :I don't like people who use semicolons.

Sabrina :RT @Ubyssey: RT @ubysseyculture: Shameless Hussy Productions probes our attitude to sexual assault — with comedy. http://t.co/RyeVqVZQ2l #D…

Sabrina :A woman told me my nail polish looks like a picnic today. Best compliment of the day

Chris Sanders:Why can't people recognize how brilliant I am without me having to do anything? So unfair.

Chris Sanders:@liveotherwise Ah, I hate that!

Chris Sanders:@GSpellchecker @DeepakChopra Can you cite a peer reviewed article to back up these numbers?

Chris Sanders:@ModernSeoul Cool, but why did you transliterate 두부 as tobu? Shouldn't it be dubu?

Chris Sanders:RT @tinksaid: How to write a synopsis. Suggested by Writers Write http://t.co/ziAs6Abuqd via @pinterest

Two Kilos of Bread:RT @triptoKG: "Broken heart" in Jeti-Oguz gorge #travel #traveling #adventure #ecotourism #triptoKG #kyrgyzstan http://t.co/T23kScmYMr

Douglas Vautour:@John_F_Power I don't think they'd give it a good home.

Douglas Vautour:@John_F_Power I don't think any gender of weightlifters are a demographic you want to piss off. Just saying #yourscrawnyassgonnagetkicked

Two Kilos of Bread:A Connecticut Yankee in Korea http://t.co/iCGY6lsXVG

Sabrina :RT @XplodingUnicorn: My 3 year old asked me what it’s like to be a grown up. I told her I have no idea. I hope I never find out.

Sabrina :RT @Butchhuff: If you want to avoid Chris Brown, I'd stay off the beaten path...

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 21st, 2013: dwaal (n) - state of befuddlement.

Chris Sanders:@stephanemot Thanks. Seems like everyone I know is ok.

Chris Sanders:RT @rjkoehler: Hashimoto won't shut up: Japan mayor says S. Korean troops guilty of sex abuse http://t.co/No3kZZ9hr2

Douglas Vautour:RT @AmissFilm: 18 Days left to go to help us complete post-prod. Take advantage of the great perks in store too! http://t.co/6qYKu9srIC #B…

Douglas Vautour:Is it really that shocking that I have an Apple computer and tablet ...and an Android phone? #notdefinedbymyproducts #hatersgonnahate

Douglas Vautour:Hey Korea! Today is what summer should be like. Take notes!

Sabrina :RT @morninggloria: Please do this. MT @cullenryanwisco The worst present I could ever get my dad would be to read Savage Love columns to hi…

Chris Sanders:Tornado Touches Down Near Oklahoma City http://t.co/N4Gf8fbU2Q via @slate

Chris Sanders:Minnesota passes gay marriage, so god punishes...Oklahoma? Come on, living there (my home state) is punishment already! :P

Two Kilos of Bread:Morning Haze. #Seoul @ 역삼역 (Yeoksam Stn.) http://t.co/PScEvl5sDg

Sabrina :RT @BuzzFeed: The 'Buffy' series finale was 10 years ago today http://t.co/zCgerYyG1S

Chris Sanders:The #WhenISeeAnObamaBumperSticker hashtag reminds me why I live abroad now. Come on, Americans, you're better than this.

Chris Sanders:North Korea: Look at me! Look at me! USA: Shh! We have fake scandals to wring our hands over! World: Things are tough all over.

Chris Sanders:@alex_sexton214 @donkeyception @A_J_Richards Is this conversation happening in 2013? It sounds like 1953. I expect George Wallace to join.

Chris Sanders:RT @elizabethscraig: 3 Ways to Reuse Your Research: http://t.co/9BfwD8QAxS

Chris Sanders:Conservatives keep using the word Marxist. I do not think it means what you think it means, guys.

Chris Sanders:RT @dbrunet2000: Beware the Coming War Against Personal Photography and Video: Are you ready for the imagery war — the war aga... http://t…

Chris Sanders:My girlfriend needs to get home so we can watch Game of Thrones. It's just sitting here on my hard drive, begging to be watched...

Chris Sanders:What is this #fallacy called? "6 million people in 110 countries can't be wrong!" Appeal to numbers?

Chris Sanders:I will not consider my life complete until I attend a party in an igloo. Already crossed yurt party off the list, thankyouverymuch. #travel

Chris Sanders:@mudd_life16 @donkeyception Oh, the wonderful irony of this tweet.

Two Kilos of Bread:Two Kilos of Horo: May 20th, 2013 http://t.co/6mEpNRohry

Douglas Vautour:@crfsanders That is pretty frickin awesome.

Chris Sanders:Travel Photography Scholarship 2013 - Greenland http://t.co/87MuF7mWjn via @worldnomads

Two Kilos of Bread:@GoatsOnTheRoad It's not so bad the 5th or so time! ;) Good luck!

Chris Sanders:@elizadele I'll be waiting! I've got to start getting out of Istanbul more. For some reason, when the weekend gets here, I get so lazy.

Chris Sanders:People have been posting a lot of cool pics from around #Turkey. I'm going to have to start leaving the city on weekends. #travel

Douglas Vautour:I can #travel Europe when I'm dead. #CentralAsia you're my one true love. #famouslastwords Six weeks till @2kob reunion in #Almaty!

Douglas Vautour:@John_F_Power Worked out fine for me.

Sabrina :@hm I don't actually have any questions... Did you read any of these tweets? #socialmediafail

Chris Sanders:@elizadele I've seen a bunch of pics from Pamukkale lately. The whole area looks amazing.

Chris Sanders:"[porn] will never fill that void you have in your heart, but Jesus Christ can." Uh, have you watched Japanese porn? :P

Chris Sanders:Example of template #7 "Babies need oxygen! Retweet if you agree."

Chris Sanders:Tweet template #7

Two Kilos of Bread:@GoatsOnTheRoad No one is off the hook. Best you can do is try to leave a bit less for the next mouth!

Two Kilos of Bread:I somehow expected that just bring in a financial district would make me richer. #Seoul @ 역삼역 (Yeoksam… http://t.co/7a82Jtgyif

Chris Sanders:Wait, snails can carry meningitis? "Deadly giant snail found in Houston" http://t.co/PIwX5V32Aw via @NBCNewsUS

Chris Sanders:How does Yahoo have enough money to buy a latte, let alone Tumblr? When was the last time you actually went on a Yahoo site?

Chris Sanders:This, this is true. http://t.co/qHv7zcI4dH #geoguesser

Two Kilos of Bread:@GoatsOnTheRoad You'll love it! Just remember to avoid the airag! (After the first time)

Sabrina :It's not dark yet = too early for fireworks #victoriaday

Sabrina :When @hm comes to Ottawa this fall, I intend to blow an entire paycheck there in celebration

Sabrina :Last night I dreamed I joined Destiny's Child. The rest of the day hasn't really lived up to it.

Chris Sanders:@poisonlandia That's really amazing. I'm going to have to go there some time.

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 19th, 2013: cacogen (n) - an anti-social person (i.e. most Internet users) @2kob

Sabrina :My Sunday is complete. RT @1book140 Hamlet, spliced together from Hamlet quotes in movies http://t.co/okY9apeaGR #1book140

Two Kilos of Bread:This and the Case of the Mendacious Scandal Mongers http://t.co/RIQeqZpFS4

Sabrina :@madam_daze You're like a superhero

Sabrina :@TheBookVixen That should definitely be an opt-in kind of thing

Sabrina :RT @Salon: My student loan trap: "How am I going to pay off $32,000 plus interest making $9 an hour?" http://t.co/ei4Mmt2d7P