Tweets from the Breadome
Chris Sanders:So...it turns out, 3 parts Pepsi Maxx, 1 part cherry juice, and 1 part vodka is shockingly tasty. Whodathunk?
Chris Sanders:Achievement unlocked: obtained Kazakhstan visa. It's very nice.
Sabrina :I don't like people who use semicolons.
Sabrina :A woman told me my nail polish looks like a picnic today. Best compliment of the day
Chris Sanders:Why can't people recognize how brilliant I am without me having to do anything? So unfair.
Douglas Vautour:Hey Korea! Today is what summer should be like. Take notes!
Chris Sanders:Minnesota passes gay marriage, so god punishes...Oklahoma? Come on, living there (my home state) is punishment already! :P
Chris Sanders:North Korea: Look at me! Look at me! USA: Shh! We have fake scandals to wring our hands over! World: Things are tough all over.
Chris Sanders:Conservatives keep using the word Marxist. I do not think it means what you think it means, guys.
Chris Sanders:My girlfriend needs to get home so we can watch Game of Thrones. It's just sitting here on my hard drive, begging to be watched...
Chris Sanders:"[porn] will never fill that void you have in your heart, but Jesus Christ can." Uh, have you watched Japanese porn? :P
Chris Sanders:Example of template #7 "Babies need oxygen! Retweet if you agree."
Chris Sanders:Tweet template #7
Chris Sanders:How does Yahoo have enough money to buy a latte, let alone Tumblr? When was the last time you actually went on a Yahoo site?
Sabrina :Last night I dreamed I joined Destiny's Child. The rest of the day hasn't really lived up to it.
Sabrina :I want a secret door bookcase. When will I be rich enough for that?