- Category: That: Cannot Be Unseen
- Published on Monday, 04 June 2012 16:51
- Written by Doug
Every week, my fellow 2kobriate Chris drums up the goods for an article in the series, "This" detailing all of the cool stuff that's happened over the week. It's sort of like our weekly version of "win," which as you know is owned exclusively by Cheezburger, Cheezburger, Cheezburger, and Fluffy. One day, while cleaning my rifles, I thought it would be a good idea to have a series called "That" a highly derivitave version for all the crap on the 'tube. I mentioned it to Chris, who promptly replied "I don't care about the crosswords man, go for the jumbles, the jumbles!" which means I'm up, I guess. I feel sorry for you, I really do.
Mugabe Appointed to UN Tourism Body
"Visit Zimbabwe, it'll take years off your face...and everything else."
Really. Wait, Really? You're telling me that Mugabe, i.e. 10,000,000,000-dollar-bill-can't-buy-a-newspaper Mugabe, or maybe ethnic-cleansing Mugabe, or better still 20-year-drop-in-life-expectancy Mugabe, is going to be a 'leader of tourism' for the UN. That makes sense, if travel and god damn well liking it are now mandatory exercises. Well, as a person who has been under house arrest, I guess he would understand the benefits of tourism more than anyone else.
You really have to wonder what's going on inside the UN these days. You'd think that having the best and brightest of almost every country in one place at one time would prevent this sort of, 'ow you say...snafu. You know it's bad when Canada steps up and backs out of the committee. They haven't stood up for anything since the hockey riots of '86.
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