This: 29th Week of 2012
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- Category: This: Week in Review
- Published on Sunday, 22 July 2012 16:31
- Written by Chris
*pant* Summer *pant* in the *pant* city... *pant* *pant* *pant*
Your mom left her bra over. Can you take it home? To your mom.We're too hot here at the 2Kob breadome to think straight. O! To live half the year in the southern hemisphere.
When our brains weren't melting out of our ear-holes, we saw stuff. Cool stuff. We watched a trailer for Fringe season 5. We considered buying a useless bodkin. We got a proposition we couldn't refuse from Sarah Silverman. We had our hearts touched by puppies. We found some really old lingerie. We made the wrong choice. We watched a cool trailer. We ogled ladies in hardcore robots. And we took a stand with the good guys at Helm's Deep.
It's the classic love story. Boy meets boy. Boy gives boy millions of dollars to defeat rival in presidential race. Girl offers boy lesbian style sex to get an equal donation for the other candidate.
http://youchosewrong.tumblr.com/
Behold! Your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,great, great, great, great, great-grandmother's bra!
All you need to know is that Looper is "a time travel gangster flick from Rian Johnson (director of cult favorite Brick), starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce Willis". If that doesn't make you wet/hard, you should check your pulse.
Cute Girls Riding Giant Robots
For an entrance fee of around US$37.00, patrons can stare slack-jawed as enormous Cutey Honey-esque robots roll around controlled by comely "pilots".
Army girls patrol the allies of smiles for enemy robots on armored vehicles that would shame anything in Disneyland's Main Street Electrical Parade!
They also zip around through technicolor LED landscapes on actual motorbikes!
There's even musical shows and revues performed by the girls, including Japanese taiko drumming and a marching band!
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Source Images via Patrick Macias/Robot Restaurant.
Maybe it is sacrilegious to say this, but I'm not thrilled with the direction the final season of Fringe is taking. In fact, I feel like J.J. Abrams (blessed be his name) et al led the show down the wrong path by resetting the world the way they did in season 4. Nonetheless! I am half-erect at the mere fact there will be a fifth season at all.
If you look in the dictionary, this picture is the definition of epic. (Please don't check that.)
Eh, I thought it was cool. It's on Kickstarter.
