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This: 18th Week of 2012

Did you survive the week? If you did, congratulations! If you didn't, you aren't reading this, so piss off. 

This week bore witness to the visual orgasm that is the latest Dark Knight Rises trailer, Professor Kate Upton explains the etymology of feline paternisLego wigs, a psychopathic morality tale about subway etiquette, the best use of your lunch hour ever, and the existential musing of a Henri Le Chat.

Ready? Let's go!

 

New Dark Knight Rises Trailer

Does this need any introduction? The conclusion of Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy looks like it will be freakin' awesome. "Freakin' awesome" is the technical term, by the way.

Henri 2, Paw De Deux

We all feel, from time to time, the ennui and despair of the shallow, stagnant pond that is our lives. Henri Le Chat, being French, expresses this dull ache much more eloquently than we do.

 

SubWars

Old people are always expecting us to bend over backwards to accommodate their excessive time on Earth. In this homage to Star Wars, Naruto, and etiquette, Sean Soong shows why we'd better just give these walking antiques what they want.(Source)

 

Lego Wigs

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Why? Because it's awesome. (Source)

 

Swedish Lunch Raves

What's up with Sweden, eh? They write some of the most popular (if poorly edited) thrillers, they've started using a gender-neutral pronoun (hen), and now they flaunt their superior use of lunchtime in our overworked faces. Called 'lunch disco', these jiggy hours are organized by Lunch Beat, who have gone so far as to publish a Manifesto. Hardcore, hen. (Source)

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The crowd dances at Lunch Beat Stockholm / Photograph by Kirsten Eddyson Photography.

 

Kate Upton Dances to Cat Daddy

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Douglas Vautour:Seeing the Beauty of Kek Lok Si http://t.co/A5emapAEOB via @BeMyTravelMuse

Two Kilos of Bread:RT @DouglasVautour: Getting prepped for the #Kazakh embassy on Tuesday. I don't have my first-born child ready, hopefully they let it slide…

Douglas Vautour:Getting prepped for the #Kazakh embassy on Tuesday. I don't have my first-born child ready, hopefully they let it slide! #rightnut

Two Kilos of Bread:Most important part of solo travel! RT @WorldLillie: Ways to get your hot self in photos when you're traveling solo: http://t.co/eAO97MknuI

Douglas Vautour:RT @HeckticTravels: 50 Shades of Blue ---> http://t.co/Ql0eF5fq14 #greece #photography

Chris Sanders:Japan out-Japans itself. "The Woman Who Wants to Give Birth to a Shark" http://t.co/tslOuWdN7g

Chris Sanders:RT @SusanMayWriter: 'The short story, alive & well' My review of the sensational PSYCHOS anthology edited by JOHN SKIPP @YerPalSkipp http:/…

Two Kilos of Bread:Ask a Duck: Genealogy Jerk http://t.co/mfqYaWlvd1

Sabrina :RT @nycjim: Brilliant. RT @lisatozzi: Who Said It: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford or Simpsons Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby? http://t.co/mTMe305GH0

Sabrina :RT @TheOnion: Nation Supposes It's Outraged By White House Scandals | 'I Guess It's Bad, Sure,' Populace Shrugs http://t.co/y3nkFL4gmK

Sabrina :This long weekend my plan is to learn the internet. And read in the sun.

Chris Sanders:With Veronica Mars, Friday Night Lights, and Zach Braff's movie getting Kickstarted, where the hell is the Kickstarter for Firefly?

Chris Sanders:RT @emckean: first rule of Interrobang Club is to shout "WAIT THERE ARE RULES!?" @ChrisKubica @SarahM

Sabrina :RT @mindykaling: “@gtrpcv: @mindykaling #askmindy What makes you grouchy?” when I get my food before I get my knife and fork

Chris Sanders:RT @shkeeber: My credit score is a picture of a monkey playing the tambourine.

Chris Sanders:@duff_girl_ohyea Ha! Burned!

Sabrina :RT @ArshyMann: If progressive parties want young people to VOTE for them and not just prefer them, they need to actually engage in youth is…

Chris Sanders:RT @wildthing404: If your "church" participates in political protests, you're not exempt...pay your taxes....

Chris Sanders:New Yorkers Upset Over Photographer’s Secret Snaps Through Their Windows http://t.co/T45b7gwepC

Chris Sanders:RT @MyTurkishJoys: Ridiculous #Turkey & #Erdoğan at it again! Reactions pour in, officials ease restrictive alcohol bill http://t.co/2mYLKm

Chris Sanders:If there really were a loving god, we would never have to create a separate account for support on any online system.

Chris Sanders:@99fiction @HelenCareyBooks TV on the Radio's Doing My Duty on repeat got me through a 7000 word noir short story. Really fun, weird song.

Chris Sanders:RT @maggiekb1: This dry, but informative, story offers perspective on why Finnish schools succeed & US ones don't http://t.co/1q0rmOC8bT

Chris Sanders:Even though I've seen James Urbaniak on Homeland and other shows, in my mind he still looks like Dr. Venture.

Douglas Vautour:@2kob Weird: Korean student told me today "I have Oedipus Complex". Weirder: Kid's mom sitting next to him. Kicker: Kid's mom understood.

Chris Sanders:RT @JamesTurnbull: SKorean women scoff at fired Park aide's claim 'cultural difference' behind touching scandal http://t.co/XVvsVbwRYy

Chris Sanders:@hell_dal Wow...just, wow.

Chris Sanders:Damn, it feels good to skip Turkish class today, even if it's just to deal with bureaucracy.

Chris Sanders:#Kazakhstan has the priciest visa I've ever applied for, US$160. (Insert Borat joke) #travel

Douglas Vautour:#Uzbek visa down. Two left to go. #CentralAsia, you're getting soft. This is too easy. @2kob #travel

Two Kilos of Bread:Our thoughts today are with @crfsanders as he battles with his local #Kazakh embassy. Tear a few pages out of your #lp for visas lost.

Douglas Vautour:Is "Eat the Stans" homoerotic at all? Might be confusing...not in an entirely bad way? ㅋㅋ

Sabrina :RT @FastCompany: Calling out hate in real time, with a gay slur Twitter tracker: http://t.co/VgnnRT8ONW

Sabrina :Yikes RT @DougSaunders Worst. Scholarship. Ever. http://t.co/j7W9zlIXaV

Sabrina :I don't watch awards shows & didn't know that @SethMacFarlane has a sexy voice & doesn't always sing about boobs http://t.co/D8mSiE1AXu

Chris Sanders:RT @WildeThingy: Sometimes I worry that pizza isn't a real sport

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 16th, 2013: titivate (v) - to smarten up.

Chris Sanders:Possible cat names #113: Paul F. Tompcat.

Chris Sanders:RT @HeckticTravels: *NEW* When I dream of Greece, I dream in blue --> http://t.co/Ql0eF5fq14

Chris Sanders:Conservative groups don't like being targeted for official scrutiny? Brown people Stopped & Frisked or 'randomly' TSA'ed feel your pain.

Chris Sanders:I remember civil liberties, good times. "Police Seize Woman's Camera After She Films Them Fatally Beating a Man" http://t.co/ZWq5mNOIiN

Chris Sanders:RT @GretaChristina: 9 Questions That Atheists Might Find Insulting (And the Answers). http://t.co/qX9p2eXRht My latest for @AlterNet!

Chris Sanders:Woohoo. My MacBook is fixed, or rather, 'fixed'. But still, that's good, right? I'd do a little jig if I were a jig-doing person.

Chris Sanders:RT @KiloKeal: Google+ Deemed a Ghost Town; Facebook and Twitter the Popular Choices for Brands and Business: Google gloated ... http://t.co

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 15th, 2013: sarmassophobe (n) - a woman who dislikes love play

Chris Sanders:To understand the scientific idea of time elongation, wait for the shop to call and say your MacBook is ready to be picked up.

Sabrina :RT @elanazak: "You don't have to be better than everyone else. You just have to be good." - Facebook engineer Goranka Bjedov #fbgit

Chris Sanders:I can't believe Bones dies in the new Star Trek! So awful!

Chris Sanders:RT @brainpicker: Dan Brown's kooky cure for writer's block http://t.co/barxMqNTnv

Chris Sanders:@RoooPooo Haha, so, so true.

Chris Sanders:If, as you say, you "really don't give a fuck what [others] think", then you wouldn't bother saying it, no?

Chris Sanders:I'm not sure what it says about me, but I often cringe when I read very earnest tweets.

Chris Sanders:RT @FreethoughtExp: We Attended the Answers in Genesis Women’s Conference… and This is What Happened http://t.co/FLAvJFO6wg

Chris Sanders:Just lost 3G for a patch of metro line. What is this, America?!

Two Kilos of Bread:@crfsanders that's what you get for tempting fate.

Chris Sanders:I have to apply for the Kazakh visa on Thursday morning only. Yay. @2kob

Douglas Vautour:RT @AmissFilm: WE'VE PASSED THE HALFWAY MARK! For his generous 'interest' donation to #BelieveInAmiss, we want to thank Noel... http://t.c…

Douglas Vautour:@crfsanders you'll be fine. No LOI even.

Chris Sanders:On my way to the Kazakh consulate to apply for my visa for the @2kob Eat the Stans tour. Any chance this will go off without a hitch?

Chris Sanders:@2kob That's more like horse spunk.

Two Kilos of Bread:Typical #Seoul. The street, churches and apartments. @ 인헌시장(원당시장) http://t.co/Yc69sFtAjp

Chris Sanders:RT @turkeysforlife: Istanbul Music Festivals http://t.co/D0cXZ4caaG via @tgistanbul #istanbul

Two Kilos of Bread:@crfsanders Airag?

Sabrina :RT @aaronleewudrick: At least the Leafs will get the leg of on the golf course for when the Sens join them in a week and a half.

Sabrina :RT @aaronleewudrick: Would have rather lost this game 10-0. Utter ignominy of the collapse is worse than just plain losing.

Sabrina :RT @SarahEPolley: I knew there was a reason I stopped watching hockey. Turning up volume on NASA feed... #leafs #ChrisHadfield

Sabrina :In true Leafs fashion...

Two Kilos of Bread:Shinbundang Sheen @ 양재역 (Yangjae Stn.) http://t.co/CmmG82lihX

Two Kilos of Bread:Uzbek visa in hand, Plov on my mind.

Two Kilos of Bread:Paperwork. @ 우즈벡대사관 (Embassy of Uzbekistan) http://t.co/Jj7CIJweQu

Douglas Vautour:Post Soviet bureaucracy always brings out the best in me.

Chris Sanders:RT @elizabethscraig: 100 Things for Authors To Tweet About: http://t.co/GEb0rvY7sS @authormedia

Chris Sanders:RT @Mirth_Quake: A great vocabulary is great.

Chris Sanders:What do the stars have in store for you this week? We dare you to see. #horoscope http://t.co/HkkzSEuM4s

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 13th, 2013: jumentous (adj) smelling similar to or like horse urine. @2kob

Two Kilos of Bread:Two Kilos of Horo: May 13th, 2013 http://t.co/3k0jSOsH8V

Chris Sanders:South Korea’s Leader Apologizes for Aide’s Misconduct in Washington http://t.co/E5YBKgMDns

Sabrina :RT @DavidBowieReal: CHRIS HADFIELD SINGS SPACE ODDITY IN SPACE! “Hallo Spaceboy...” Commander Chris Hadfield, currently on... http://t.co

Chris Sanders:@ConzieSays Exactly.

Chris Sanders:This hotel doesn't beat around the bush, huh. #Istanbul http://t.co/s9wA77uHqR

Chris Sanders:My untweeted response to most tweets is "Thanks for sharing", to be read sarcastically most of the time. (This tweet's a good example.)

Chris Sanders:@liveotherwise In the freezer, just chillin'.

Chris Sanders:@secularjen That stuff drives me nuts. I like Israel and Israelis, but their government enacts some bad, unconscionable policies.

Chris Sanders:I read that positive tweets get more retweets and stars. Fuck that.

Chris Sanders:@secularjen Or in some places, occasionally, executed by family members.

Chris Sanders:If you can't say something nice, we can probably get along quite well.

Chris Sanders:Traffic is always inversely proportional to the time left before you must be somewhere.

Douglas Vautour:RT @AmissFilm: You have 25 more days to say you were part of this campaign. Sharing counts too. We are shy of the halfway... http://t.co/

Douglas Vautour:Hey #Tunisia, now that you're done revolutin', come on over and bring a restaurant with you. #harissa

Douglas Vautour:Friends shouldn't let friends make a 9am transfer at Sadang. #seoulmetro #seaofelbows

Two Kilos of Bread:This and the Case of the Edited Talking Points http://t.co/VbzPrGZ0gz

Douglas Vautour:Back in #TheWire hole. Season 4 always gets me angry.

Douglas Vautour:Hi, Mom!

Douglas Vautour:Whoa boy do I ever need a vacation.

Douglas Vautour:@AmissFilm Hey guys, we need more promo stuff! Can't wait to see it!

Douglas Vautour:Oh, hi there Twitter. Forgot you were there for a while.

Chris Sanders:#WordOfTheDay May 12th, 2013: galeanthropy (n) - the delusion that one has become a cat

Douglas Vautour:@helpfulmole I didn't know you were Zimbabwean.

Douglas Vautour:@John_F_Power I think you're being too picky. Eat your gruel and like it. #youwantmore?????

Chris Sanders:I'm sure all this manufactured Benghazi outrage has nothing to do with kneecapping Hillary before 2016. /sarcasm


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